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В бар забегает мужик, подбегает к стойке и говорит бармену:
— Давай, наливай быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай еще наливай, быстрее, быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай, давай, не спи, наливай еще, пока не началось.
— Мужчина, вы платить то собираетесь?
— Ну вот, блядь, начинается.

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В бар забегает мужик, подбегает к стойке и говорит бармену:
— Давай, наливай быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай еще наливай, быстрее, быстрее, пока не началось.
Бармен наливает, мужик выпивает.
— Давай, давай, не спи, наливай еще, пока не началось.
— Мужчина, вы платить то собираетесь?
— Ну вот, блядь, начинается.

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The next bit isn’t clear, but Durov reportedly claimed that his resignation, dated March 21st, was an April Fools’ prank. TechCrunch implies that it was a matter of principle, but it’s hard to be clear on the wheres, whos and whys. Similarly, on April 17th, the Moscow Times quoted Durov as saying that he quit the company after being pressured to reveal account details about Ukrainians protesting the then-president Viktor Yanukovych. Pavel Durov, a billionaire who embraces an all-black wardrobe and is often compared to the character Neo from "the Matrix," funds Telegram through his personal wealth and debt financing. And despite being one of the world's most popular tech companies, Telegram reportedly has only about 30 employees who defer to Durov for most major decisions about the platform. "There is a significant risk of insider threat or hacking of Telegram systems that could expose all of these chats to the Russian government," said Eva Galperin with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, which has called for Telegram to improve its privacy practices. You may recall that, back when Facebook started changing WhatsApp’s terms of service, a number of news outlets reported on, and even recommended, switching to Telegram. Pavel Durov even said that users should delete WhatsApp “unless you are cool with all of your photos and messages becoming public one day.” But Telegram can’t be described as a more-secure version of WhatsApp. There was another possible development: Reuters also reported that Ukraine said that Belarus could soon join the invasion of Ukraine. However, the AFP, citing a Pentagon official, said the U.S. hasn’t yet seen evidence that Belarusian troops are in Ukraine.
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