Открыли супермагазин в котором есть ВСЕ: Приходит мужик: — Взвесте мене полкило кродильего хвоста. — Пожалуйста... Приходит другой: — Дайте мене 2 десятка яиц бурундука. — Нет проблем. Приходит третий: — Дай чуть менее 2 кг нихуя. Продавец не растерялся и отвесил ему пизды.
Открыли супермагазин в котором есть ВСЕ: Приходит мужик: — Взвесте мене полкило кродильего хвоста. — Пожалуйста... Приходит другой: — Дайте мене 2 десятка яиц бурундука. — Нет проблем. Приходит третий: — Дай чуть менее 2 кг нихуя. Продавец не растерялся и отвесил ему пизды.
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On Telegram’s website, it says that Pavel Durov “supports Telegram financially and ideologically while Nikolai (Duvov)’s input is technological.” Currently, the Telegram team is based in Dubai, having moved around from Berlin, London and Singapore after departing Russia. Meanwhile, the company which owns Telegram is registered in the British Virgin Islands. In addition, Telegram now supports the use of third-party streaming tools like OBS Studio and XSplit to broadcast live video, allowing users to add overlays and multi-screen layouts for a more professional look. And indeed, volatility has been a hallmark of the market environment so far in 2022, with the S&P 500 still down more than 10% for the year-to-date after first sliding into a correction last month. The CBOE Volatility Index, or VIX, has held at a lofty level of more than 30. As such, the SC would like to remind investors to always exercise caution when evaluating investment opportunities, especially those promising unrealistically high returns with little or no risk. Investors should also never deposit money into someone’s personal bank account if instructed. "The result is on this photo: fiery 'greetings' to the invaders," the Security Service of Ukraine wrote alongside a photo showing several military vehicles among plumes of black smoke.
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