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Летит самолет.Командир экипажа передает пассажирам информацию о полете:
- Уважаемые пассажиры!Мы находимся на высоте 10000 метров,скорость 700 км/ч,температура за бортом А-а-а--а-ааааааа...черт неет,ну все п@@дец.
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- Уважаемые пассажиры!Приношу извенения.Просто стюардесса пролила мне кофе на брюки.Видели бы вы сейчас как выглядят мои брюки спереди...
Один из пассажиров:
- Ты бы видел мои брюки сзади...

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Летит самолет.Командир экипажа передает пассажирам информацию о полете:
- Уважаемые пассажиры!Мы находимся на высоте 10000 метров,скорость 700 км/ч,температура за бортом А-а-а--а-ааааааа...черт неет,ну все п@@дец.
Через 5 минут:
- Уважаемые пассажиры!Приношу извенения.Просто стюардесса пролила мне кофе на брюки.Видели бы вы сейчас как выглядят мои брюки спереди...
Один из пассажиров:
- Ты бы видел мои брюки сзади...

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