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На уроке в школе.
Учительница нарисовала на доске яблоко.
Спрашивает детей:
— Что это? Весь класс хором:
— Жопа!
Учительница расплакалась и убежала жаловаться директору.
Через минуту в класс заходит директор:
— Эх, как вы могли?
Зачем учительницу до слез довели и жопу на доске нарисовали?!

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На уроке в школе.
Учительница нарисовала на доске яблоко.
Спрашивает детей:
— Что это? Весь класс хором:
— Жопа!
Учительница расплакалась и убежала жаловаться директору.
Через минуту в класс заходит директор:
— Эх, как вы могли?
Зачем учительницу до слез довели и жопу на доске нарисовали?!

🦀 Держи краба!

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On December 23rd, 2020, Pavel Durov posted to his channel that the company would need to start generating revenue. In early 2021, he added that any advertising on the platform would not use user data for targeting, and that it would be focused on “large one-to-many channels.” He pledged that ads would be “non-intrusive” and that most users would simply not notice any change. The message was not authentic, with the real Zelenskiy soon denying the claim on his official Telegram channel, but the incident highlighted a major problem: disinformation quickly spreads unchecked on the encrypted app. A Russian Telegram channel with over 700,000 followers is spreading disinformation about Russia's invasion of Ukraine under the guise of providing "objective information" and fact-checking fake news. Its influence extends beyond the platform, with major Russian publications, government officials, and journalists citing the page's posts. The gold standard of encryption, known as end-to-end encryption, where only the sender and person who receives the message are able to see it, is available on Telegram only when the Secret Chat function is enabled. Voice and video calls are also completely encrypted. As the war in Ukraine rages, the messaging app Telegram has emerged as the go-to place for unfiltered live war updates for both Ukrainian refugees and increasingly isolated Russians alike.
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