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Приходит к писателю Петровскому стажер и спрашивает.
— Дмитрий Евгеньевич, чем отличается конечное от бесконечного?
— Сейчас я объясню. Идем в метро и едем по красной ветке
Сели, проехали по красной ветке
— Теперь едем в обратную сторону и выходим на Черкизовской
Доехали, вышли на Черкизовской
— Теперь переходим на Локомотив и едем по кольцевой
Сели со стажером, едут
Петровский улыбнулся и говорит
— Заебись нам общественный транспорт сделал Сергей Семенович



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Приходит к писателю Петровскому стажер и спрашивает.
— Дмитрий Евгеньевич, чем отличается конечное от бесконечного?
— Сейчас я объясню. Идем в метро и едем по красной ветке
Сели, проехали по красной ветке
— Теперь едем в обратную сторону и выходим на Черкизовской
Доехали, вышли на Черкизовской
— Теперь переходим на Локомотив и едем по кольцевой
Сели со стажером, едут
Петровский улыбнулся и говорит
— Заебись нам общественный транспорт сделал Сергей Семенович

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