Meanwhile, in Canada...
Hark, good lords and ladies, gather 'round!
For I, Jangles, bring news from the crown!
Of Justin, the fair, with his hair so grand,
And policies softer than sifted sand!
He prances and preens, a peacock so bright,
While taxes soar higher than a hawk in flight!
He speaks of inclusion, with a tear in his eye,
But his carbon tax leaves common folk to cry!
He changes his costumes, a theatrical spree,
From Mountie to teacher, for all eyes to see!
But behind the facade, a truth we behold,
A leader so wishy-washy, his stories grow old!
He talks of diversity, a noble intent,
But forgets the farmers, their livelihoods spent!
He bans the pipelines, with a virtuous air,
Then buys them himself, a scandalous affair!
So raise up your goblets, and let out a cheer,
For Justin, the leader, we hold oh so dear!
He's pretty, he's charming, he's quite a delight,
But his policies wobble, like a drunk in the night!
Jangles bows, bells jingling, and tosses a handful of glittery confetti into the crowd.
Hark, good lords and ladies, gather 'round!
For I, Jangles, bring news from the crown!
Of Justin, the fair, with his hair so grand,
And policies softer than sifted sand!
He prances and preens, a peacock so bright,
While taxes soar higher than a hawk in flight!
He speaks of inclusion, with a tear in his eye,
But his carbon tax leaves common folk to cry!
He changes his costumes, a theatrical spree,
From Mountie to teacher, for all eyes to see!
But behind the facade, a truth we behold,
A leader so wishy-washy, his stories grow old!
He talks of diversity, a noble intent,
But forgets the farmers, their livelihoods spent!
He bans the pipelines, with a virtuous air,
Then buys them himself, a scandalous affair!
So raise up your goblets, and let out a cheer,
For Justin, the leader, we hold oh so dear!
He's pretty, he's charming, he's quite a delight,
But his policies wobble, like a drunk in the night!
Jangles bows, bells jingling, and tosses a handful of glittery confetti into the crowd.
The Millennial Fake Country Boy Starter Pack:
- Flannel shirt
- Truck that doesn't work
- Weed
- Drinking problem
- Weed
- No practical skills
- Dude, weed
- Listens to rap
- rips bong Dude... Weed!
- "Garden" full of dead plants
- hahaha... "poke smot". it's like "smoke pot" but fucked up.
- Flannel shirt
- Truck that doesn't work
- Weed
- Drinking problem
- Weed
- No practical skills
- Dude, weed
- Listens to rap
- rips bong Dude... Weed!
- "Garden" full of dead plants
- hahaha... "poke smot". it's like "smoke pot" but fucked up.
Cigar smoke cancels out fart smells very well, but man - I am really putting that to the test tonight.
McTater's
"Pi Day" is the dumbest holiday.
Actually, scratch that. Second dumbest. I forgot about "May the 4th be with you".
The only difference between a so-called "white supremacist" and a Jewish supremacist is that the Jewish supremacist is happy about thinking Jews control everything.
The modern right is absolutely buck broken by the left. We used to be proud of colonialism. Dolt-right zoomers cry about it just like leftoids, but then blame the Jews for making us do it.
Forwarded from Maximus Penguinius
In an ideal world, fat american scientists would be working hard (between large lunches of BK, mccdonalds and KFC) to bring dinosaurs back from the dead to revitalise the fast food economy, and the american economy as a whole, so that burger joints and steak houses could be supplied with fresh chunky cuts of brontosaurus and t-rex. This would be the ideal way to ensure continued fatness and retardation.
The fact that trump has not talked about this shows that he is not our guy.
The fact that trump has not talked about this shows that he is not our guy.
I have a great idea. Let's all dress up like ISIS militants and demand that the government defunds Israel! If anyone asks why, we'll call them infidels and start explaining why America needs Sharia law.
Sounds retarded, right? Well that's exactly what it looked like to the Americans of the 1950s when George Lincoln Rockwell showed up with a bunch of nerds in Nazi cosplay, demanding that schools stay segregated. They probably still would be if he didn't associate good old fashioned American racism with the enemy we fought in the most brutal war ever, which ended just a few years prior.
Sounds retarded, right? Well that's exactly what it looked like to the Americans of the 1950s when George Lincoln Rockwell showed up with a bunch of nerds in Nazi cosplay, demanding that schools stay segregated. They probably still would be if he didn't associate good old fashioned American racism with the enemy we fought in the most brutal war ever, which ended just a few years prior.