anon gets kicked out of a buffet restaurant

Why shouldn't countries like China and Israel keep taking advantage of the United States of America? Americans are so fucking stupid that they'll stand up against their own interests and demand that the government enable these other countries to take advantage of us. You want to ruin your own future? Fine. Go die of diabetes. Fucking fat retards.

My coworkers were listening to Ben Shapiro today when I heard him say something absolutely idiotic.

"When driverless cars are a thing, Amazon can just get rid of their delivery drivers."

No, you retard. How is a car going to get out of the car and bring your package to the door?

Amerisharts will defend this, and Cucknadians will celebrate it.

Americans are fat and stupid.

I had an AI generate this for a meme but I have no idea how to caption it

I just farted so hard and so loud, Israel dispatched a jet squadron for a pre-emptive strike. Send help.

The government did something today. Something bad and dumb. Jews were probably involved. Why don't they ever do anything smart, like clone Hitler? I have so many good ideas.

Ever notice how boomers do old people stuff but younger generations do younger people stuff? Ha ha based