Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
Ukrainian forces successfully attacked Russian vehicles in the capital city of Kyiv thanks to a public tip made through the encrypted messaging app Telegram, Ukraine's top law-enforcement agency said on Tuesday. NEWS The next bit isn’t clear, but Durov reportedly claimed that his resignation, dated March 21st, was an April Fools’ prank. TechCrunch implies that it was a matter of principle, but it’s hard to be clear on the wheres, whos and whys. Similarly, on April 17th, the Moscow Times quoted Durov as saying that he quit the company after being pressured to reveal account details about Ukrainians protesting the then-president Viktor Yanukovych. "The inflation fire was already hot and now with war-driven inflation added to the mix, it will grow even hotter, setting off a scramble by the world’s central banks to pull back their stimulus earlier than expected," Chris Rupkey, chief economist at FWDBONDS, wrote in an email. "A spike in inflation rates has preceded economic recessions historically and this time prices have soared to levels that once again pose a threat to growth." In the United States, Telegram's lower public profile has helped it mostly avoid high level scrutiny from Congress, but it has not gone unnoticed.
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