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Революция. Митинг. Ленин на трибуне, сзади Дзержинский. Народ счастлив до бесконечности. Ленин: - Товарищи, мы дадим вам 6-дневную рабочую неделю и 8-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, а потом мы дадим вам 5-дневную рабочую неделю и 6-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, через 5 лет мы дадим вам 3-дневную рабочую неделю и 4-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, а вот через 10 лет мы дадим вам 1-дневную рабочую неделю и 1-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Владимир Ильич поворачивается к Дзержинскому: - Вот видите, Феликс Эдмундович - нихуя работать не хотят.
Революция. Митинг. Ленин на трибуне, сзади Дзержинский. Народ счастлив до бесконечности. Ленин: - Товарищи, мы дадим вам 6-дневную рабочую неделю и 8-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, а потом мы дадим вам 5-дневную рабочую неделю и 6-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, через 5 лет мы дадим вам 3-дневную рабочую неделю и 4-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Ленин: - Товарищи, а вот через 10 лет мы дадим вам 1-дневную рабочую неделю и 1-часовой рабочий день. Народ: - Уррра, Уррра! Владимир Ильич поворачивается к Дзержинскому: - Вот видите, Феликс Эдмундович - нихуя работать не хотят.
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Telegram was co-founded by Pavel and Nikolai Durov, the brothers who had previously created VKontakte. VK is Russia’s equivalent of Facebook, a social network used for public and private messaging, audio and video sharing as well as online gaming. In January, SimpleWeb reported that VK was Russia’s fourth most-visited website, after Yandex, YouTube and Google’s Russian-language homepage. In 2016, Forbes’ Michael Solomon described Pavel Durov (pictured, below) as the “Mark Zuckerberg of Russia.” Either way, Durov says that he withdrew his resignation but that he was ousted from his company anyway. Subsequently, control of the company was reportedly handed to oligarchs Alisher Usmanov and Igor Sechin, both allegedly close associates of Russian leader Vladimir Putin. Russian President Vladimir Putin launched Russia's invasion of Ukraine in the early-morning hours of February 24, targeting several key cities with military strikes. There was another possible development: Reuters also reported that Ukraine said that Belarus could soon join the invasion of Ukraine. However, the AFP, citing a Pentagon official, said the U.S. hasn’t yet seen evidence that Belarusian troops are in Ukraine. If you initiate a Secret Chat, however, then these communications are end-to-end encrypted and are tied to the device you are using. That means it’s less convenient to access them across multiple platforms, but you are at far less risk of snooping. Back in the day, Secret Chats received some praise from the EFF, but the fact that its standard system isn’t as secure earned it some criticism. If you’re looking for something that is considered more reliable by privacy advocates, then Signal is the EFF’s preferred platform, although that too is not without some caveats.
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