Петька спрашивает у Василия Ивановича: а что такое перспектива и ретроспектива? Василий Иванович отвечает: — ну смотри Петька, вон видишь парня, который курсы военблогера от Рыбаря проходит? Петька: да, вижу — скоро он доучится и присоединится к вон тем ребятам, опытным военблогерам. Так вот, это — перспектива. — а почему они собрались и в жопы ебутся? — а вот это ретроспектива.
Петька спрашивает у Василия Ивановича: а что такое перспектива и ретроспектива? Василий Иванович отвечает: — ну смотри Петька, вон видишь парня, который курсы военблогера от Рыбаря проходит? Петька: да, вижу — скоро он доучится и присоединится к вон тем ребятам, опытным военблогерам. Так вот, это — перспектива. — а почему они собрались и в жопы ебутся? — а вот это ретроспектива.
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The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. Telegram boasts 500 million users, who share information individually and in groups in relative security. But Telegram's use as a one-way broadcast channel — which followers can join but not reply to — means content from inauthentic accounts can easily reach large, captive and eager audiences. Russians and Ukrainians are both prolific users of Telegram. They rely on the app for channels that act as newsfeeds, group chats (both public and private), and one-to-one communication. Since the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Telegram has remained an important lifeline for both Russians and Ukrainians, as a way of staying aware of the latest news and keeping in touch with loved ones. Meanwhile, a completely redesigned attachment menu appears when sending multiple photos or vides. Users can tap "X selected" (X being the number of items) at the top of the panel to preview how the album will look in the chat when it's sent, as well as rearrange or remove selected media. These entities are reportedly operating nine Telegram channels with more than five million subscribers to whom they were making recommendations on selected listed scrips. Such recommendations induced the investors to deal in the said scrips, thereby creating artificial volume and price rise.
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