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Рассказывает бывшая уборщица в Кремле: «Владимир Ильич хорошо к нам, простым людям, относился. Захожу я как-то к нему в кабинет убираться, а он сидит за столом и хлеб с салом кушает. Я говорю: „Владимир Ильич, дайте и мне кусочек“. А он мне отвечает: „Пошла ты, баба Даша, на хуй!“ А у самого глаза такие добрые, такие добрые…»



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Рассказывает бывшая уборщица в Кремле: «Владимир Ильич хорошо к нам, простым людям, относился. Захожу я как-то к нему в кабинет убираться, а он сидит за столом и хлеб с салом кушает. Я говорю: „Владимир Ильич, дайте и мне кусочек“. А он мне отвечает: „Пошла ты, баба Даша, на хуй!“ А у самого глаза такие добрые, такие добрые…»

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