Fell for it Again Award by Svenpai

Wait wait wait wait.

Iran just won the war? They get to have a nuclear program now? That’s it? They get to keep enrichment?

According to Reuters, unnamed top IRGC officials claim the projectile’s delayed arrival which resulted in dozens of eliminated Israelis was due to Iran’s “unstable connection” and “high ping" as a result of Western sanctions.

UN devs are reportedly investigating the West Asian servers to ensure such latency issues do not interfere with future ceasefires. 😁

(SATIRE, just in case it wasn't obvious)

-Al-Ankabut 🕷🇱🇧

#ResistanceVibes

#LongLiveIran

#LabaykahYaKhamenei

🔴@Cultures_of_Resistance

Qaani is alive, he’s at the victory parade. Glory to the revolution.

Yids seething

https://x.com/me_observer_/status/1937583678814929290?s=46

The IDF is so full of blacks you can’t throw a thermo RPG warhead into a IDF APC without hitting one.

White Nationalists watching Trump shill for Israel and India

BRB gonna go grab an Axis Powers Meal Deal

It actually is really funny as a concept that Donald Trump would release the gathered blackmail material from a blackmailer he had murdered in prison to prevent leaking said blackmail.

Like he killed that guy, you don’t think he’s was willing to throw away some CDs and hard drives?