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Война. В госпиталь попал солдат с ранением — оторвало часть члена. На оставшейся части доктор видит татуировку — две буквы "АЗ". Спрашивает:
— А что там было написано, "УАЗ"?
— Нет... (на солдате уже нет лица)
— "ТОПАЗ"?
— Нет... (пускает скупую слезу)
— А что?
НАШЕЛ МУЖИК ШЛЯПУ, А ОНА ЕМУ КАК РАЗ.



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Война. В госпиталь попал солдат с ранением — оторвало часть члена. На оставшейся части доктор видит татуировку — две буквы "АЗ". Спрашивает:
— А что там было написано, "УАЗ"?
— Нет... (на солдате уже нет лица)
— "ТОПАЗ"?
— Нет... (пускает скупую слезу)
— А что?
НАШЕЛ МУЖИК ШЛЯПУ, А ОНА ЕМУ КАК РАЗ.

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The company maintains that it cannot act against individual or group chats, which are “private amongst their participants,” but it will respond to requests in relation to sticker sets, channels and bots which are publicly available. During the invasion of Ukraine, Pavel Durov has wrestled with this issue a lot more prominently than he has before. Channels like Donbass Insider and Bellum Acta, as reported by Foreign Policy, started pumping out pro-Russian propaganda as the invasion began. So much so that the Ukrainian National Security and Defense Council issued a statement labeling which accounts are Russian-backed. Ukrainian officials, in potential violation of the Geneva Convention, have shared imagery of dead and captured Russian soldiers on the platform. On February 27th, Durov posted that Channels were becoming a source of unverified information and that the company lacks the ability to check on their veracity. He urged users to be mistrustful of the things shared on Channels, and initially threatened to block the feature in the countries involved for the length of the war, saying that he didn’t want Telegram to be used to aggravate conflict or incite ethnic hatred. He did, however, walk back this plan when it became clear that they had also become a vital communications tool for Ukrainian officials and citizens to help coordinate their resistance and evacuations. The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 230 points, or 0.7%. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq Composite dropped 1.3% and 2.2%, respectively. All three indexes began the day with gains before selling off. Stocks closed in the red Friday as investors weighed upbeat remarks from Russian President Vladimir Putin about diplomatic discussions with Ukraine against a weaker-than-expected print on U.S. consumer sentiment. "The inflation fire was already hot and now with war-driven inflation added to the mix, it will grow even hotter, setting off a scramble by the world’s central banks to pull back their stimulus earlier than expected," Chris Rupkey, chief economist at FWDBONDS, wrote in an email. "A spike in inflation rates has preceded economic recessions historically and this time prices have soared to levels that once again pose a threat to growth."
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