Едут в поезде хохол и еврей. У хохла кусок сала, у еврея кусок хлеба. Сало без хлеба не идет, да и хлеб без сала тоже, а делиться никто не хочет. Вот еврей и говорит хохлу: — Слушай, давай будем играть в карты! — Дак у нас карт нету. — А мы будем хлебом и салом играть! — А как это? — Будем резать ломтиками, вместо карт. На этом договорились. Хохол отрезает ломтик сала, кладет на стол: — «Сало»! Еврей отрезает ломтик хлеба, кладет на стол: — «Козырный хлеб», — кладет сало на хлеб и ест. Хохлу тоже хочется и он решается обмануть еврея, опять отрезает кусок сала:
Едут в поезде хохол и еврей. У хохла кусок сала, у еврея кусок хлеба. Сало без хлеба не идет, да и хлеб без сала тоже, а делиться никто не хочет. Вот еврей и говорит хохлу: — Слушай, давай будем играть в карты! — Дак у нас карт нету. — А мы будем хлебом и салом играть! — А как это? — Будем резать ломтиками, вместо карт. На этом договорились. Хохол отрезает ломтик сала, кладет на стол: — «Сало»! Еврей отрезает ломтик хлеба, кладет на стол: — «Козырный хлеб», — кладет сало на хлеб и ест. Хохлу тоже хочется и он решается обмануть еврея, опять отрезает кусок сала:
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The War on Fakes channel has repeatedly attempted to push conspiracies that footage from Ukraine is somehow being falsified. One post on the channel from February 24 claimed without evidence that a widely viewed photo of a Ukrainian woman injured in an airstrike in the city of Chuhuiv was doctored and that the woman was seen in a different photo days later without injuries. The post, which has over 600,000 views, also baselessly claimed that the woman's blood was actually makeup or grape juice. The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. If you initiate a Secret Chat, however, then these communications are end-to-end encrypted and are tied to the device you are using. That means it’s less convenient to access them across multiple platforms, but you are at far less risk of snooping. Back in the day, Secret Chats received some praise from the EFF, but the fact that its standard system isn’t as secure earned it some criticism. If you’re looking for something that is considered more reliable by privacy advocates, then Signal is the EFF’s preferred platform, although that too is not without some caveats. As such, the SC would like to remind investors to always exercise caution when evaluating investment opportunities, especially those promising unrealistically high returns with little or no risk. Investors should also never deposit money into someone’s personal bank account if instructed. Markets continued to grapple with the economic and corporate earnings implications relating to the Russia-Ukraine conflict. “We have a ton of uncertainty right now,” said Stephanie Link, chief investment strategist and portfolio manager at Hightower Advisors. “We’re dealing with a war, we’re dealing with inflation. We don’t know what it means to earnings.”
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