Overheard an older Xer with his zoomer son at the bar the other day. Dad asked his son about the background of the new gf and son answered “El Salvador” and “something else”.

Dad, without missing a beat, said, “they’ve got great food”.

The MKULTRA programming is so pervasive and total that no other response is possible when White men learn that their grandkids are gonna be Mayans. “Oh the tacos!”

We are so cooked.

Meow meow

Credit to @CasinoFren for tardo template. I added the kitty costume

POV you make spaghetti dinner for Apu

It’s almost time for crimmis mi frens!

Working crimmis eve and there are pajeets everywhere. It’s so over

Merry crimmis everyone. Joy to all the frens and followers of this account.

Who has the best link to order some Apu stickers? Need one for my water bottle.

You’ll take the fren pill even if we have to waterboard you.