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Дама, листая книжку «Очень срочное дело» (о писающей кошке):
– Так, я не поняла, в чём мораль-то?
Я, автоматически:
– Ни в чём.
Она:
– Но если очень нужно найти?..
И сама же, подумав чуток, страшным голосом:
– А ну писай сейчас, не то трамвай сойдёт с рельсов!
Покупает книжку и удаляется.

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Дама, листая книжку «Очень срочное дело» (о писающей кошке):
– Так, я не поняла, в чём мораль-то?
Я, автоматически:
– Ни в чём.
Она:
– Но если очень нужно найти?..
И сама же, подумав чуток, страшным голосом:
– А ну писай сейчас, не то трамвай сойдёт с рельсов!
Покупает книжку и удаляется.

#с_нами_босх_marcellus_live

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