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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними сухпаек.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут.
- Никак не поднять, товарищ командир!
- А хули вы хотели? Они гири!



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Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек.
- Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров.
- Я!
- Подними сухпаек.
Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять.
- Не поднять.
- Сидоров, помоги Петрову.
Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация.
- Не поднять.
- Иванов, помогай.
Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут.
- Никак не поднять, товарищ командир!
- А хули вы хотели? Они гири!

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Stocks dropped on Friday afternoon, as gains made earlier in the day on hopes for diplomatic progress between Russia and Ukraine turned to losses. Technology stocks were hit particularly hard by higher bond yields. Channels are not fully encrypted, end-to-end. All communications on a Telegram channel can be seen by anyone on the channel and are also visible to Telegram. Telegram may be asked by a government to hand over the communications from a channel. Telegram has a history of standing up to Russian government requests for data, but how comfortable you are relying on that history to predict future behavior is up to you. Because Telegram has this data, it may also be stolen by hackers or leaked by an internal employee. In 2018, Russia banned Telegram although it reversed the prohibition two years later. At the start of 2018, the company attempted to launch an Initial Coin Offering (ICO) which would enable it to enable payments (and earn the cash that comes from doing so). The initial signals were promising, especially given Telegram’s user base is already fairly crypto-savvy. It raised an initial tranche of cash – worth more than a billion dollars – to help develop the coin before opening sales to the public. Unfortunately, third-party sales of coins bought in those initial fundraising rounds raised the ire of the SEC, which brought the hammer down on the whole operation. In 2020, officials ordered Telegram to pay a fine of $18.5 million and hand back much of the cash that it had raised. In a message on his Telegram channel recently recounting the episode, Durov wrote: "I lost my company and my home, but would do it again – without hesitation."
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