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My families mad libs tonight 🤣🤣🫶🏻
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Anybody else drive by illegals protest blastin this banger ? 👑🥇🎉
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Lyrics to above ☝️ 🎉👏🥇

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ICE ICE baby

All right stop, collaborate and listen
ICE is back with the brand-new mission
Agents, grab a hold of them tightly
Flow like mariachi daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I hope no
Write up the marques, and I'll go
To the extreme I can ziptie like a vandal
Quinceañera? Yeah there ain't nothing I can't handle.
Illegals get tossed in the van that zooms
I'm deporting their butts like a handpicked mushroom
Deadly when I measure a dope trajectory
Anything less than .308 is a felony
Love it or leave it, they must integrate
To the third generation because their vote don't play
And if there was a problem, yo, he'll solve it
Check out the hook while DJT revolves it.
Hurry, grab this limited edition toy while supplies last . . . 🎉👑🫶🏻
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It’s been a crazy week . . . Back to regularly scheduled programming
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Monday morning 🔥 😎 🤝
🎶Well a drop of Nelson’s blood wouldn't do us any harm

Well a drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm

Well a drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us any harm

And we'll all hang on behind🎼
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Right in the feelz . . . 🫶🏻🥇🫡
“A few years ago, my family was coming back home on a blistering hot 4th of July on a desolate stretch of ND road. We stopped to help a Native girl who had a flat tire, with a baby in the backseat.

Try as I might, I couldn’t get the car jacked because she parked so unevenly on the soft shoulder.

Wife asks, “What are we gonna do?”

I tell her, “We’re waiting for a Southerner to drive by. They’ll figure it out” (the ND oilfield is full of Southerners).

Sure enough, about 20 minutes of folks driving by later, up pulls a lifted King Ranch pickup with Texas plates and FIVE barely-adult white boys climb out, and *without talking to us* proceeded to figure out the problem and changed the tire. LIKE WE WEREN’T THERE.

They nodded, but continued their conversation about “jug fishing.” Five minutes later, they were gone.

My roughly 10 year-old asks, “Mom, were they angels?”

Mandy says, “Even better. Southern Rednecks.”

These are the finest people on God’s green Earth, and are a national treasurer.”

~ From JD on X
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The first woman pilot ~ candid camera
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If anyone’s lookin for me I’ll be out on the pond practicing for my inevitable encounter w the Spanish Armada
Whew . . . Can relate 😅
2025/06/30 03:52:18
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