things used to just work...and keep working

omw to chuff a fuck ton of galaxy gas so the doctors will write me a note saying I get 50k in the class action
Wish me luck folks

alternatively I could just print out all the schizoposts Ive made over the years

Bava Kamma 80b:3

With regard to a budy, it is permitted to kill it even if it is privately owned; and it is prohibited to maintain it in one’s possession; and it is not subject to the prohibition against theft if one takes it from its owner; and, in the case of a lost budy, it is not subject to the obligation of returning a lost item to its owner.

we gettin this or nah

Topaz Emperor, Topaz Emperor, come down from Maralago Mountain, come down and defenestrate Pam Balldo from high imperial office, deport her to India, deport her to Uttar Pradesh, deport her to North Sentinel Island

double feature

I ghosted an employer on indeed and they messaged me like 6 times
yeah my how the turntables how do you like it bitch

we need to do what women did where being attracted to non-hags became a reprehensible moral evil, we gotta make it the same with women who like flat hairlines. Its downright pedophilic.