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Попали как-то в яму лиса, заяц и волк. День лежат, второй и проголодались. Решили съесть самого младшего из них.
Лиса:
- Я родилась, когда тут еще динозавры бегали,
Волк:
- А я родился, когда вообще растения только начали появляться.
И оба косо посмотрели на зайца.
Заяц, прижимаясь в угол:
- А я, а я.... а я ваших мам ебал!



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Попали как-то в яму лиса, заяц и волк. День лежат, второй и проголодались. Решили съесть самого младшего из них.
Лиса:
- Я родилась, когда тут еще динозавры бегали,
Волк:
- А я родился, когда вообще растения только начали появляться.
И оба косо посмотрели на зайца.
Заяц, прижимаясь в угол:
- А я, а я.... а я ваших мам ебал!

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