Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
Командир демонстрирует солдатам новый сухпаек. - Вот, товарищи бойцы, это новый сухпаек из Японии. Петров. - Я! - Подними сухпаек. Петров тужится, пыжится, не поднять. - Не поднять. - Сидоров, помоги Петрову. Пытаются вдвоем, та же ситуация. - Не поднять. - Иванов, помогай. Пыхтят втроем. Поднять не могут. - Никак не поднять, товарищ командир! - А хули вы хотели? Они гири!
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Update March 8, 2022: EFF has clarified that Channels and Groups are not fully encrypted, end-to-end, updated our post to link to Telegram’s FAQ for Cloud and Secret chats, updated to clarify that auto-delete is available for group and channel admins, and added some additional links. But Kliuchnikov, the Ukranian now in France, said he will use Signal or WhatsApp for sensitive conversations, but questions around privacy on Telegram do not give him pause when it comes to sharing information about the war. In the United States, Telegram's lower public profile has helped it mostly avoid high level scrutiny from Congress, but it has not gone unnoticed. The original Telegram channel has expanded into a web of accounts for different locations, including specific pages made for individual Russian cities. There's also an English-language website, which states it is owned by the people who run the Telegram channels. Overall, extreme levels of fear in the market seems to have morphed into something more resembling concern. For example, the Cboe Volatility Index fell from its 2022 peak of 36, which it hit Monday, to around 30 on Friday, a sign of easing tensions. Meanwhile, while the price of WTI crude oil slipped from Sunday’s multiyear high $130 of barrel to $109 a pop. Markets have been expecting heavy restrictions on Russian oil, some of which the U.S. has already imposed, and that would reduce the global supply and bring about even more burdensome inflation.
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