Good morning sirs, it is I, president Taft. I was not actually dead but merely doing the pretense, I have come back out of hideing to tell you all to invest in Apple Pie coin of which I own 90%, this is not scam is very benevolent opportunity, thank you sirs

accidentally cursed with the burden of self awareness

Lmfao

Go back to the chocolate factory

Why is the biscuit limp