This Japanese book about the Ukraine war looks like an action movie poster

There’s an NES powerpad and a ‘72 Porsche 914 that were hidden under blankets in my parent’s garage.

My teef. I had a frontal bite so on the left side they never worn down. The right side however...

My 9/11 firework.

My niece in law has 6 toes

One of the deodorants has a golden label

Print from my hair oil bottle rubbed off on my finger and spelled "ha"

Bunch of dead Lizards in my fuse box.

My wife painted some bread bag clip things.

I got a MEGABANANA

My son's hair is half straight half curly almost down the middle

My watermelon split into a star shape before I opened it

"Personalised" Messages, in a McCafe (McD's inhouse cafe)

A camera that was "Made in Occupied Japan"

Giant blueberry I found at work (blueberry for scale)

My morning banana is exceptionally straight

My dad found a cement signature in his barn that he never knew was there

The lint from my dryer came out neon yellow

This message was printed in the sky with clouds

My full body allergic rash “went around” all my tattoos