NO NEW WARS

I did not vote for Trump.

What can he do about regular cyclists, though?

Lmao Israel has completely annhiliated Iran in the space of an hour.

Iran: We are going to declare war!

JUST IN - Iranian outlets claim that Iran will declare war on Israel and retaliate "soon."

@disclosetv

You kind of knew it was going to be this way after the pager thing.

Iran has lost literally all of their military leaders in a single hour but the real news story tonight is all the brave missiles Israel lost tonight 😭

Turns out fears of Trump embroiling American troops in a conflict with Iran were overblown because IRAN IS FUCKING GONE

Bro lmao

I voted for Ron Paul in 2008.

Trump is a sick man!

The whole "I don't have to pick a side!" thing that's going around also seems to be a catch-all for not having a strong opinion.

I see the whole "I don't care what happens in the Middle East" thing as kind of retarded.

That was a bold position to have...17 years ago.

Anyone who views this as "sides" is honestly kind of illiterate and down in the cave, bozo mode.

That's it, I'm crawling back into bed.

Nice to see my "the culture war is over and a massive distraction anyway" observation from 3 years ago is now finally making the rounds.

Let's see how long until my "they have the nukes and won't give them up" talking point is circulated.

I told Iran to at least say something racist or something, ANYTHING. Anything to salvage a bit of pride. Looks like they went for it lmao

These words will age like a fine wine.

*outdoors thoughts: Oh, mention this nifty insight on relationships, isn't that nice?

*go indoors to poast: