Уволили проктолога с работы. Мыкался он по разным клиникам и больницам - нигде не берут. Делать нечего, деньги-то нужны, пошёл в автосервис рядом с домом, авось возьмут. Мужики в автосервисе его послушали, покивали и говорят: — Ну ты ж врач все - таки, рука твёрдая, глаз острый. Но вот как ты с ремонтом машин справляться будешь пока неясно, покажи что умеешь! Проктолог подходит к первой же машине, надевает перчатку, сует руку по локоть в выхлопную трубу и говорит: — Двигатель сломался.
Уволили проктолога с работы. Мыкался он по разным клиникам и больницам - нигде не берут. Делать нечего, деньги-то нужны, пошёл в автосервис рядом с домом, авось возьмут. Мужики в автосервисе его послушали, покивали и говорят: — Ну ты ж врач все - таки, рука твёрдая, глаз острый. Но вот как ты с ремонтом машин справляться будешь пока неясно, покажи что умеешь! Проктолог подходит к первой же машине, надевает перчатку, сует руку по локоть в выхлопную трубу и говорит: — Двигатель сломался.
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He adds: "Telegram has become my primary news source." Telegram was co-founded by Pavel and Nikolai Durov, the brothers who had previously created VKontakte. VK is Russia’s equivalent of Facebook, a social network used for public and private messaging, audio and video sharing as well as online gaming. In January, SimpleWeb reported that VK was Russia’s fourth most-visited website, after Yandex, YouTube and Google’s Russian-language homepage. In 2016, Forbes’ Michael Solomon described Pavel Durov (pictured, below) as the “Mark Zuckerberg of Russia.” Since January 2022, the SC has received a total of 47 complaints and enquiries on illegal investment schemes promoted through Telegram. These fraudulent schemes offer non-existent investment opportunities, promising very attractive and risk-free returns within a short span of time. They commonly offer unrealistic returns of as high as 1,000% within 24 hours or even within a few hours. That hurt tech stocks. For the past few weeks, the 10-year yield has traded between 1.72% and 2%, as traders moved into the bond for safety when Russia headlines were ugly—and out of it when headlines improved. Now, the yield is touching its pandemic-era high. If the yield breaks above that level, that could signal that it’s on a sustainable path higher. Higher long-dated bond yields make future profits less valuable—and many tech companies are valued on the basis of profits forecast for many years in the future. "We're seeing really dramatic moves, and it's all really tied to Ukraine right now, and in a secondary way, in terms of interest rates," Octavio Marenzi, CEO of Opimas, told Yahoo Finance Live on Thursday. "This war in Ukraine is going to give the Fed the ammunition, the cover that it needs, to not raise interest rates too quickly. And I think Jay Powell is a very tepid sort of inflation fighter and he's not going to do as much as he needs to do to get that under control. And this seems like an excuse to kick the can further down the road still and not do too much too soon."
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