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Израиль, Новый год, праздничный стол. Со стола медленно падает вилка. Отец семейства, опрокидывая стол, ловит вилку в сантиметре от пола.
— Фу, слава Богу, больше никаких гостей не будет.
И тут в комнату входит дочка и говорит:
— Папа, папа! Тетя Соня в лифте застряла.

🦀 Держи краба!



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Израиль, Новый год, праздничный стол. Со стола медленно падает вилка. Отец семейства, опрокидывая стол, ловит вилку в сантиметре от пола.
— Фу, слава Богу, больше никаких гостей не будет.
И тут в комнату входит дочка и говорит:
— Папа, папа! Тетя Соня в лифте застряла.

🦀 Держи краба!

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