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Еврейка звонит любовнику: — Дорогой, приходи, у меня муж вечером уходит! — А как я пойму что он ушел? — А я копеечку во двор кину, она зазвенит и ты войдёшь! Наступил вечер. Еврейка кидает копеечку. Любовника нет и нет. Она в окно кричит: — Дорогой, ты где? — Копеечку ищу! — От ты жлобская натура! Я ее уже давно на ниточке подняла!
Еврейка звонит любовнику: — Дорогой, приходи, у меня муж вечером уходит! — А как я пойму что он ушел? — А я копеечку во двор кину, она зазвенит и ты войдёшь! Наступил вечер. Еврейка кидает копеечку. Любовника нет и нет. Она в окно кричит: — Дорогой, ты где? — Копеечку ищу! — От ты жлобская натура! Я ее уже давно на ниточке подняла!
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"The inflation fire was already hot and now with war-driven inflation added to the mix, it will grow even hotter, setting off a scramble by the world’s central banks to pull back their stimulus earlier than expected," Chris Rupkey, chief economist at FWDBONDS, wrote in an email. "A spike in inflation rates has preceded economic recessions historically and this time prices have soared to levels that once again pose a threat to growth." The regulator said it had received information that messages containing stock tips and other investment advice with respect to selected listed companies are being widely circulated through websites and social media platforms such as Telegram, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. The original Telegram channel has expanded into a web of accounts for different locations, including specific pages made for individual Russian cities. There's also an English-language website, which states it is owned by the people who run the Telegram channels. Telegram does offer end-to-end encrypted communications through Secret Chats, but this is not the default setting. Standard conversations use the MTProto method, enabling server-client encryption but with them stored on the server for ease-of-access. This makes using Telegram across multiple devices simple, but also means that the regular Telegram chats you’re having with folks are not as secure as you may believe. Under the Sebi Act, the regulator has the power to carry out search and seizure of books, registers, documents including electronics and digital devices from any person associated with the securities market.
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