— Товарищи солдаты! Перед вами новейший, секретный образец танка. Его броня способна выдержать температуру от -500 до +500 градусов по Цельсию... — Товарищ прапорщик! Температуры -500 по Цельсию не бывает! — Кто сказал? — Учёные говорят! — Для дебилов повторяю: танк СЕКРЕТНЫЙ! Учёные могут и не знать.
— Товарищи солдаты! Перед вами новейший, секретный образец танка. Его броня способна выдержать температуру от -500 до +500 градусов по Цельсию... — Товарищ прапорщик! Температуры -500 по Цельсию не бывает! — Кто сказал? — Учёные говорят! — Для дебилов повторяю: танк СЕКРЕТНЫЙ! Учёные могут и не знать.
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Pavel Durov, Telegram's CEO, is known as "the Russian Mark Zuckerberg," for co-founding VKontakte, which is Russian for "in touch," a Facebook imitator that became the country's most popular social networking site. The fake Zelenskiy account reached 20,000 followers on Telegram before it was shut down, a remedial action that experts say is all too rare. Additionally, investors are often instructed to deposit monies into personal bank accounts of individuals who claim to represent a legitimate entity, and/or into an unrelated corporate account. To lend credence and to lure unsuspecting victims, perpetrators usually claim that their entity and/or the investment schemes are approved by financial authorities. In December 2021, Sebi officials had conducted a search and seizure operation at the premises of certain persons carrying out similar manipulative activities through Telegram channels. The SC urges the public to refer to the SC’s I nvestor Alert List before investing. The list contains details of unauthorised websites, investment products, companies and individuals. Members of the public who suspect that they have been approached by unauthorised firms or individuals offering schemes that promise unrealistic returns
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