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Еврейка звонит любовнику:
— Дорогой, приходи, у меня муж вечером уходит!
— А как я пойму что он ушел?
— А я копеечку во двор кину, она зазвенит и ты войдёшь!
Наступил вечер. Еврейка кидает копеечку. Любовника нет и нет. Она в окно кричит:
— Дорогой, ты где?
— Копеечку ищу!
— От ты жлобская натура! Я ее уже давно на ниточке подняла!



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Еврейка звонит любовнику:
— Дорогой, приходи, у меня муж вечером уходит!
— А как я пойму что он ушел?
— А я копеечку во двор кину, она зазвенит и ты войдёшь!
Наступил вечер. Еврейка кидает копеечку. Любовника нет и нет. Она в окно кричит:
— Дорогой, ты где?
— Копеечку ищу!
— От ты жлобская натура! Я ее уже давно на ниточке подняла!

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