— Товарищи солдаты! Перед вами новейший, секретный образец танка. Его броня способна выдержать температуру от -500 до +500 градусов по Цельсию... — Товарищ прапорщик! Температуры -500 по Цельсию не бывает! — Кто сказал? — Учёные говорят! — Для дебилов повторяю: танк СЕКРЕТНЫЙ! Учёные могут и не знать.
— Товарищи солдаты! Перед вами новейший, секретный образец танка. Его броня способна выдержать температуру от -500 до +500 градусов по Цельсию... — Товарищ прапорщик! Температуры -500 по Цельсию не бывает! — Кто сказал? — Учёные говорят! — Для дебилов повторяю: танк СЕКРЕТНЫЙ! Учёные могут и не знать.
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