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Старый еврей продает на базаре арбузы под табличкой "Один арбуз — 3 рубля. Три арбуза
— 10 рублей".
Подходит мужик и покупает арбуз за три рубля, потом еще один арбуз по три рубля, потом еще один арбуз, тоже за три.
И на прощанье радостно говорит Рабиновичу:
— Смотри, я купил три арбуза, а заплатил только 9 рублей! Не умеешь ты торговать! Старик смотрит ему вслед:
— Вот так всегда: берут по три арбуза вместо одного, а потом учат меня коммерции.

🦀 Держи краба!



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Старый еврей продает на базаре арбузы под табличкой "Один арбуз — 3 рубля. Три арбуза
— 10 рублей".
Подходит мужик и покупает арбуз за три рубля, потом еще один арбуз по три рубля, потом еще один арбуз, тоже за три.
И на прощанье радостно говорит Рабиновичу:
— Смотри, я купил три арбуза, а заплатил только 9 рублей! Не умеешь ты торговать! Старик смотрит ему вслед:
— Вот так всегда: берут по три арбуза вместо одного, а потом учат меня коммерции.

🦀 Держи краба!

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